Dear friends.
If you are reading this, it is quite likely that you have recently received an STD from us (who would have thought, now that we are settling down, we'd be giving people STDs? *cue laugh track*).
If you know for certain you will be unable to attend our wedding, either because of the cruel winds of fate or because you despise us, please let us know here in the comments section as soon as possible so that we can begin the grieving process.
