It has come to my attention that other wed-sites contain feature information regarding the wedding party, and not just self-centered pictures of bride and groom. Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, may I present:
Alicia Cort AKA "doodles" (brideslady): infamous in the art world for her eerily realistic cardboard "reproductions" of Harrison Ford, "doodles" will be wearing many hats during the wedding: beauty and fashion consultant, person-on-call, and guest blesser.
Beth Reddy AKA "il pinguino" (brideslady): Armed with nothing more than a hammer, a sharpie, and a pith helmet, "il pinguino" has been known to terrorize both unsuspecting trees and entire branches of anthropologic theory. At the same time. She is known among Chicago's mafia elite for her excellent table manners.
Jason Tabert AKA "snickers" (groomsman): A paragon of punctuality, except the opposite, J.R. Tabert will be bringing the "party" to our wedding party. He was entered into both the Guinness book of world records and the anti-defamation league's "most wanted list" for being the first person to simultaneously offend every race, class, gender, ethnicity, religion, and special interest group, with a single joke told in a bar. We are looking forward to making him spend time with anthropologists. Which brings us to...
Adam Sargent AKA "Durkheim's ghost" (groomsman): Another "associate" of the Chicago underground, Adam is a medical miracle, having successfully contracted every form of hepatitis, typhoid, yellow fever, and malaria during his treks through the Dark Continent. He has recently joined the wedding cascade by becoming engaged to the incomparable Megan Lagess. Planning a wedding is awesome... Everyone is doing it... join us...... BRAAAIIINNS
